Polls for Our Souls discussion

This is just like Explain a Film Plot Badly but with books instead of movies, I'll start
a crippled teen and his friends try to make some money

Note you are allowed to use a book someone else already used if you explain it differently

Sounds like fun :)

- A man can't stand living on his own, so he trys to get back home

Haha!

- Obsessive gamer with no social life embarks on a heavily trivia-laden quest to find a digital treasure before a corporation is able to ruin his dreams.

Alice in Wonderland Group Therapy (also there are murders)

- Victorian inheritance law was messed up, man.

- GOOD BOY 😭

- Brontë Children in Wonderland!

- Orphan girl is adopted. Orphan girl will not shut up good lord child. ... Reader reluctantly loves her anyway.

- Maltreated orphan girl grows up, becomes governess, falls in love with her employer WHO IN NO WAY DESERVES HER.

- King suspects his pregnant wife cheated on him. King attempts to murder his best friend, imprisons said wife and has the baby left for dead. Don't worry, there's a happy ending. Exit pursued by a bear.

- If your family are all AWFUL PEOPLE, become a witch and live on an island with your pet lion. Live your best life.

- The Bachelor with a love triangle and crowns

- Seasons are fighting and Spring wants a jewelry from Winter

- The Last Airbender in school while eating mushrooms

This sounds hilarious!



-A trio of teens rebel against their parents by reeking havoc across the continent.



-A prince and a princess hate each other's kingdoms so much, that they team up on a treasure hunt to find an ancient artifact that will destroy both.



-A lonely girl tries to make her crush fall in love with her by hypnotizing him.



-A girl accidentally starts a revolution that spans across several kingdoms because she created a love triangle.

- A really short dude walks for several years to drop a ring in some lava.

- A closeted nerd runs into a wall and thinks he's a wizard.

- A young witch teams up with three inch tall drunken, blue, alcoholic, thieving Scots to save a fat lil prince from an evil queen.

- The world is ending and only a towel can help you. 42.

- Crazy people fall in love and forget how to be normal.

- Rich people and middle class people aren't supposed to like each other that way but they do anyway.

- A sexy sociopath finds a notebook that can kill people and gets a God complex and a weird sugar fiend tries to stop him.

- Boring stick in the mud is forced to become a burglar for a team of hairy short dudes who want to steal a pretty, shiny rock from a talking dragon.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Kids are warned that all relatives except parents are evil and cruel.

- A emo dude and a Preppy Blond team up once they realize that they are stuck in a messed up dream world.


- Old Vampire dude is out to kill everyone while a girl reads about him in a book


- Girl almost falls to her death but doesn't and ends up thinking 'Why aren't I dead?'



- Girl cerebrating her brithday at a club sees a guy kill someone, an her friends thinks she's lost her mind. After words she meets said guy an then wonders if she really is going crazy after almost dying.

- Awkward teenage girl thinks boys are just whatever but wants to give her soul to a sparkly 108-year-old man.

orphan girl gets a free education at an exclusive boarding school
detective falls in love with the number one suspect in her brother's murder
middle schooler converts to Helenic paganism
pubescent boys meet a girl
a hobo dies

LOL @Kristen each one of those made me laugh!



-A girl and a guy refuse to acknowledge their problems, past events, or their feelings for each other in favor of traveling the world to pick up hitchhikers.



-Two best friends race to save their third best friend from getting married.



-A lady who refuses to find out what she wants to do with her life falls off a building.



-A girl keeps forgetting to keep her hands to herself.

Kristen wrote: " - A really short dude walks for several years to drop a ring in some lava.

- A closeted nerd runs into a wa..."

Hahaha, you're really good at this Kristen!! 😂 😂 😂

manic-depressive midget with split personality issues accidentally validates his secret assassin clone. Also, a father and son have conversations about grandchildren.


middle-aged widow has a crush on a married zombie and proceeds to kill him and eat demons.


hot emo prince with family issues goes to rome.

a house burns down. everyone is now depressed.

alternatively;
deranged husband kills wife and child bride helps him cover up the crime.

@Frank: i really loved "a hobo dies" 😂🤣

Everything, Everything: A sick girl finds out she's not sick.
Hunger Games: Death
Insurgent: Main character loses her head and thinking skills
Paper Towns: ROAD TRIP!

Wow, you guys are good.

Dracula: a girl takes a long time to die of blood loss

- Crazy blood fae kills parents of three girls. Then the one girl plots to get revenge on him years later for wrecking her life while also seeking revenge against her sister for being with the guy she liked without telling her.



- Girl ghost is covered in blood. Guy is hunting her, ends up sort of falling for her.



- Magic people live in a camp run by a fey an a vampire later on.


- What the hell has our lives come too??

Audrey wrote: "Wow, you guys are good.

Dracula: a girl takes a long time to die of blood loss"

Alternately: Victorians didn't know how blood transfusions work and it's reeeeaaaally gross. 🤢

Eliza and her monster-girl with a webcomic

indecisive high schooler must decide on a career or be homeless,
a girl who's a part of a minority fights for equality
a guy gets hit by a brick, in the head, several times

Dark Lord of Derkholm how to ruin your marriage

The Sioux Spaceman cowboys and indians in outer space

The Beast Master playing with animals

Illuminae – Zombies on a spaceship

Frank wrote: " indecisive high schooler must decide on a career or be homeless,
a girl who's a part of a minority fights for equality
[bookcove..."
Lol! Jason Grace!!!

Kristen wrote: " - A really short dude walks for several years to drop a ring in some lava.

- A closeted nerd runs into a wa..."

Hahaha, Kristen your answers are cracking me up! XD

Emma wrote: "Kristen wrote: " - A really short dude walks for several years to drop a ring in some lava.

- A closeted ner..."

Thank you, thank you. I aim to please. lol :)

law biding citizen is peered pressure into committing theft, breaking and entering, and other crimes
a rich man grounds his arrogant son for getting people killed
a group of dangerous fugitives crash the royal wedding
death reads someone's diary
Six of Crows #3: reasons to live

Frank wrote: " law biding citizen is peered pressure into committing theft, breaking and entering, and other crimes
a rich man grounds his arroga..."

AHAHA i love all of your answers! :D

I like the one for “Cress”!

Scarlet: Beauty and the Beast except Beauty is a redheaded, spaceship pilot and Beast is a tomato loving wolf hybrid.

- girl flirts, discovers family secrets and is a trail blazer

weird vampire that loves random girl but also wants to kill her

teenage girl gets unwelcome roommate and a mentor in her principle. also pizza

- but family-oriented.

Harry Potter and the philosopher stone

A boy whos hitting puberty gets taken by a big hairy man to a castle in the middle of no where

a babysitter goes on strike
some kids move in with their father's rich friend and his pet monkey
how to make someone cry in one page or less
The Death, by James Murderer

Your one for The Death Cure is awesome😂

These are hilarious!

girl moves to live with her brother, finds out she can act well and culture crashes with some of her new friends

Cress: a star-struck fangirl hikes through the desert

War: what is it good for? So so much

Turtles All the Way Down: A teen with anxiety worries about getting an illness from kissing

These plots are really making me want to add to my TBR 😂

Cancer sucks. Let's go to Amsterdam!

Cancer sucks just as much in Australia. Aargh my foot. Road trip!

Lol!!! TFIOS!

Podkayne Of Mars brothers suck
Essential Beginnings let's visit Yellowstone--while in Washington state
Witch and Wombat Crow turns into wombat while house hunting with a witch
Bobby's Girl I wanna be Bobby's Girl, that's the most important thing to me
Meet the Thradons! Inlaws!
Three Against the Witch World There is nothing to the wes--er, wait, where did you ask about again?
Through the Eye of a Needle be careful when swimming--you never know what you are going to pick up.

Most of these are older, but I thought I'd do them and maybe stir someone to read them.

girl tries to help a girl at her school instead she gets expelled, then she gets moved to a bprading school where suprise suprise she learns more about her dad

Girl goes to boarding school in Paris then falls in love with the first boy she sees

Kristen wrote: "- A sexy sociopath finds a notebook that can kill people and gets a God complex and a weird sugar fiend tries to stop him."

That's not even a bad description, it's the actual plot. Lol.

@Frank "James Murderer" anyone who has read that book will completely agree XD



-Girl doesn't want to fall in love, but runs away with guy she's in love with anyway.



-The Ocean employs a select band of girls to murder people.



-Three ladies chat and have fun while they let a young girl, a young boy, and a little kid travel to an evil planet.



-Girl FINALLY makes a decision. Also, there's a wedding.