Polls for Our Souls discussion

Clare wrote: "Oda Renate wrote: "Ha! Makes them sound boring but yes it does explain the plots badly..."

I should add I love her books, but they're very old fashioned. Agatha Christie is the queen of red herrin..."

So true. I understood that you probably liked her.

Amelia wrote: "Six of Crows A bunch of people who really like arguing with each other go on road trip for heist
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda Boy meets stranger online and fall..."

Exactly!😂😂

Every book plot I try to explain comes out badly.😂😂

Gone Girl Cheating husband gets catfished.

Evelyn Hardcastle dies. Evelyn Hardcastle dies. Evelyn Hardcastle dies. Ok, ok, we got it already. Oh really, she dies again!?

They Both Die at The End: They Both Die at the End

boy really wants his dad to make him some cosplay
privileged make up artist doesn't want to do her job
not only is there blood, but there's also sand
elderly man discovers he can still love

Linda wrote: "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?"

... Dumbledore asked calmly.

Suzi Evelyn wrote: "They Both Die at The End: They Both Die at the End"

pure gold 😂

New Moon: Teenage girl acts catatonic because geriatric dumps her.

Warcross: There is a game called Warcross. There is also a millionaire. (My cousin asked me what "Warcross" was about and this is the answer I gave him.)
Percy Jackson and the Titan's Curse: That dam snack bar.

Two boys kiss

Simon vs the Homosapiens Agenda: two boys kiss

Every Day A YA version of Quantum Leap.

The Selection- The Bachelor meets hunger games... except you subtract the violence and add sub it for Drama.

(LMAO I WOULD STILL READ THE BOOK WITH THAT BLURB)

City of Bones -Cute Artist girl meets bad boy but boy is actually a demon hunter. Let the ships sail.

Lady Midnight - Two demon hunters get it on and have a few hundred children, tragically die and leave the children to fend for them selves, with the help of other slightly crazy people
as well.

Clockwork Angel - Old en days book about demon hunters. MAGNUS BANE???? IS THAT YOU...?

Maxerica4dawin wrote: "The Selection- The Bachelor meets hunger games... except you subtract the violence and add sub it for Drama.

(LMAO I WOULD STILL READ THE BOOK WITH THAT BLURB)

[book:City of Bone..."
You made me want to read "The Selection"!

Ghosts are wet

City of Glass: Cassie really loves her incest

Linda wrote: "The Westing Game Eccentric rich dude writes a fake will aimed at a bunch of people who aren't related to him."

lollll

Living in a castle ain't all it's cracked up to be. Don't worry, two eligible bachelors moved in down the road. Sis and me are set.

Mini synopsis: Like Capture the Flag, but with eligible bachelors in 1930s England.

The Clockwork Angel: A girl can shape shift and
Ends up being thrown into the Shadowhunter world. :) that’s literally all I’ve got

Linda wrote: "The Odyssey Don't tick off Poseidon, or you'll have a bad time."

Lightning Thief: Don’t make Zeus mad or it won’t be fun

Harry Potter: Hey let’s put the fate of the entire wizarding world on a tweenager’s shoulders

Suzi Evelyn wrote: "Harry Potter: Hey let’s put the fate of the entire wizarding world on a tweenager’s shoulders"

Don't worry, he can't save it til he's mature in his teen years. Oops spoiler! 😉

Atlas: hey let's put the weight of the entire world on an adult's shoulders.

wait. That's not a book is it.

twice_baked✌️ wrote: "wait. That's not a book is it."

At least it made sense

lol a lot of these don't unless you've read the book XD ain't nobody got the time for that

twice_baked✌️ wrote: "lol a lot of these don't unless you've read the book XD ain't nobody got the time for that"

Yeah.

Stalking Jack the Ripper: Jack the Ripper is stalked.

Gunmetal Magic lots of guns--but sometimes they don't work

Burn for Me no burning required--just a weird stalker

Magic Shifts no it doesn't

A Darker Shade of Magic: The magic isn't that dark.

north and south

a pastor's daughter tries to keep it all in order and fails multiple times. and also lovely victoriana vibes!!1!

Jane Eyre: Girl rejects boy for having poor standards of behavior, then lowers her standards to be with him anyway.

^ lol

David Copperfield: boy has the worst luck in the world until the very end of the book.

Gods and Generals No Gods

Night's Daughter
(Tales from the Flat Earth #4-5)
by Tanith Lee,
The Ghosts of Homer, the Brother Grim, and Edgar Allen Poe get together, get drunk drop acid and decide to write a new mythology series the result is Tanith Lee's Tales from the Flat Earth

City of Heavenly Fire: I will not make you a pie BECAUSE I’M NOT YOUR BITCH

An Abundance of Katherines: There are a lot of girls named Katherine.

Things Fall Apart: YAMS ARE THE MANLIEST OF ALL MANLY THINGS

Everyone gets eaten.

Eight Cousins: she got 8 problems and her cousins are 8 of them

^^
So true XD

Maisie knew her parents were deadbeats and she was better off with their exes.

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing: Cool, aliens! Let's give them radioactive chemicals and call them Carl!

ex-convict harasses an allie to the police
outlaw and her gang take on the local leadership and destroy gardens
punk 18 year old and her boyfriend disrupt a science experiment
the tooth fairy lets his sort-of-daughter do his job
you thought the dead hobo was deader, but you were mythtaken

Frank wrote: " ex-convict harasses an allie to the police
outlaw and her gang take on the local leadership and destroy gardens
[bookcover:Wildcard|2938691..."

The dead hobo returns

A girl takes turns killing and kissing vampires.

Hogfather the Toothfairy and (sic) Santa go nose to nose.

Brave New World: nobody cares what you do as long as you do what you were conditioned to do