Will Rogers > Quotes

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
― Will Rogers

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
― Will Rogers

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
― Will Rogers

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”
― Will Rogers

“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
― Will Rogers

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
― Will Rogers

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
― Will Rogers

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”
― Will Rogers

“Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. ”
― Will Rogers

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”
― Will Rogers

“Don't let yesterday take up too much of today”
― Will Rogers

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
― Will Rogers

“Common sense ain't common.”
― Will Rogers

“You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.”
― Will Rogers

“Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.”
― Will Rogers

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
― Will Rogers

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
― Will Rogers

“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”
― Will Rogers

“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”
― Will Rogers

“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. ”
― Will Rogers

“The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.”
― Will Rogers

“We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”
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“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. ”
― Will Rogers

“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”
― Will Rogers

“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”
― Will Rogers

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”
― Will Rogers

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
― Will Rogers

“Always drink upstream from the herd.”
― Will Rogers

“Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ”
― Will Rogers

“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
― Will Rogers