Will Rogers > Quotes

“I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.”
― Will Rogers

“When you're through learning, you're through.”
― Will Rogers

“Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.”
― Will Rogers

“The only way to beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.”
― Will Rogers

“Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.”
― Will Rogers

“Get all the good laughs you can.”
― Will Rogers

“Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches.”
― Will Rogers

“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.”
― Will Rogers

“A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.”
― Will Rogers

“Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.”
― Will Rogers

“People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.”
― Will Rogers

“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”
― Will Rogers

“Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.”
― Will Rogers

“The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.”
― Will Rogers

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.”
― Will Rogers

“I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat.”
― Will Rogers

“If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.”
― Will Rogers

“Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.”
― Will Rogers

“There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.”
― Will Rogers

“Lord, let me live until I die.”
― Will Rogers

“Plans get you into things but you've got to work your way out.”
― Will Rogers

“An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.”
― Will Rogers

“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
― Will Rogers

“You never get a second chance to make a first impression”
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“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best”
― Will Rogers

“When you find youself in a hole - stop digging.”
― Will Rogers

“Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”
― Will Rogers

“People only learn through two things. One is reading and the other is association with smarter people”
― Will Rogers

“I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.”
― Will Rogers

“I never met a person that I did not want to like”
― Will Rogers