I’ll save you some time and sum up the first 70% of this book:
- They are on a boat - They are on a horse - Nothing happens - They are on a horse - NothingI’ll save you some time and sum up the first 70% of this book:
- They are on a boat - They are on a horse - Nothing happens - They are on a horse - Nothing happens - They are on a horse - Nothing happens
And the very, very few things that do happen are going way over the FMC’s head, so much I wondered if she was actually brain dead.
And I’ll save you some more time: The last 30% did not make up for the rest so no, it won’t get any better, trust me on this.
Marketing it as a slow burn is such a reach because nothing builds up in this story. If you have to cram the entire plot (if I can even call it that) into the last 90-ish pages it is NOT a slow burn, it’s just bad writing....more
Mostly I could not focus on anything else besides the glorification of animal abuse. Safe to say this will be my first and last romance book revolvingMostly I could not focus on anything else besides the glorification of animal abuse. Safe to say this will be my first and last romance book revolving around that “sport”....more
First of all, I need a shelf called “Extremely Stupid Names”. I thought Den Of Vipers (which I also did noSeriously, what a terrible day to have eyes.
First of all, I need a shelf called “Extremely Stupid Names”. I thought Den Of Vipers (which I also did not like) was the biggest offender but sadly, a new player has entered the game. I will spare you the details because they are THE worst but there are at least 6 characters in here where you think “ugh, this name is the worst, this is rock bottom” and then that happened 5 more times and it always got worse. Every time one was mentioned it took me right out of the story. Safe to say I never really managed to get into it (the cop car scene, what?).
And can we stop already with the barely legal children living the lives of experienced porn stars? I used to be such a fan of this author but now it’s just getting extremely weird how young all the characters always are, especially the girls. You’d think at some point the “I just turned 18 two hours ago, let’s bang” thing gets, well, old. But apparently, no....more
It was going to be 3 stars but then I found out the actual ending and guess what: This was the most idiotic book I’ve ever read by this autho1.5 stars
It was going to be 3 stars but then I found out the actual ending and guess what: This was the most idiotic book I’ve ever read by this author (and the other ones were also quite unhinged) and by god, I swear this will absolutely be my last one.
I already know I will be thinking “oooh maybe his next one is better, it looks so good” but NO.
NO. NO. NO. IT WON’T BE BETTER. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES FUTURE KIM. ...more
I blame the mix of the cover, a gift certificate and feeling extremely depressed while reading HOSAF (No spoilers, not finished at this point) for reaI blame the mix of the cover, a gift certificate and feeling extremely depressed while reading HOSAF (No spoilers, not finished at this point) for reading this book. I absolutely remember nog why I was D O N E with LJ Shen and anything new she writes because those books are all the same.
The MMC is a asshole and a sociopath with zero redeeming qualities and the FMC is a braindead toddler. That’s should sum up everything that happens in this waste of paper. ...more
**spoiler alert** After the insta lust with no relationship building in sight, him chasing her constantly and a lot of (public) heavy petting he asks **spoiler alert** After the insta lust with no relationship building in sight, him chasing her constantly and a lot of (public) heavy petting he asks to move in with him around the 80% mark.
This was extremely cringey and full of bland clichés.
The girl got dumped by the biggest the most stereotypical sleazebag and her next boyfriend was tThis was extremely cringey and full of bland clichés.
The girl got dumped by the biggest the most stereotypical sleazebag and her next boyfriend was the most stereotypical loving and caring hero ever, exact opposites.
She acted like a puppy that got kicked repeatedly by a previous owner, always cowering in the corner somewhere, ready to lick the shit off a boot or scrub the floor with the rags she was wearing just to keep master happy.
And of course her new boyfriend is the epitome of communication. Yet I feel like they barely got to know each other although their conversations kept going and going. I can’t name one interesting fact about either of the MC’s.
The guy went from “I don’t want anything serious” to screaming “She’s mine” like a caveman, calling her his soulmate (but sneaky, with a foreign nickname) within barely a few chapters. The way the big reveal kept being postponed for no reason but for the sake of the plot was extremely stupid.
And last but not least, the sex scenes felt like I was watching porn with my parents in the room. Ugh....more
I’m all for ironic reads, where I’m kinda (okay very) sceptical but I still want to give it a fair shot. Hell, I Do people actually read this for fun?
I’m all for ironic reads, where I’m kinda (okay very) sceptical but I still want to give it a fair shot. Hell, I snorted up 6 Zodiac Academy in a row a few years ago and had a grand time, even though back then before I read them I was really pretty sure I wasted my money.
Yet this was godawfully boring, repetitive and MY GOD the covers are fugly (new AND old!). I’m so glad this is finally over. All that happened was the constant “Oops I did it again, I banged another girl, please don’t cry, I didn’t mean to” bullshit from the guy and the girl not even trying to look where she left her last ounce of self respect.
That and an E N D L E S S extremely specific list of designer clothing/bags/items. I hated every chapter.
+600 pages and no plot. Nothing interesting or important is going on during all those words and I have read this story (and better ones) at least 10 t+600 pages and no plot. Nothing interesting or important is going on during all those words and I have read this story (and better ones) at least 10 times already in other books.
The two main characters probably couldn’t tell you their favorite food by the end of the book because they don’t talk about anything, they just fuck all day, every day and suddenly BOOM I love you and have my enternal devotion! AND MY BABIES!!!
Rich spoiled boys pretending they are men who walk around town like own it and that they mean something. They kill people like it’s going out of style, they take and get whatever they want, and all that before their balls even dropped. It’s such a joke. Some rich bozo gets killed and the kids are being called in, to do what exactly? Settle the score? Save the day? Get revenge?
After a while things just made me laugh, but sadly, not because it was funny. ...more
I didn’t get it with the Hunting Whatshername book and I didn’t get this.
Apparently having an Italian monster penis and being a squirter is all you nI didn’t get it with the Hunting Whatshername book and I didn’t get this.
Apparently having an Italian monster penis and being a squirter is all you need to fall deeply in love from sexcapade day one. They are constantly doing it in a mouldy bedroom or around sea water and sand and there is NOTHING sexy about having a man tell you he can smell your hooha from the other side of the room.
So, no more books by this author for me and shame on all of you who said this was brilliant....more
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