Corelli's Mandolin
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I am not a cynic, but I do know that history is the propaganda of the victors.
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He does not know what happened. He does not know that the ultimate truth is that history ought to consist only of the anecdotes of the little people who are caught up in it.
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‘Did you know that childhood is the only time in our lives when insanity is not only permitted to us, but expected?’
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All our commanders were incandescent farts, starting with Mussolini who picked them.
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Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part.
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Italians always act without thinking, it’s the glory and the downfall of your civilisation. A German plans a month in advance what his bowel movements will be at Easter, and the British plan everything in retrospect, so it always looks as though everything occurred as they intended. The French plan everything whilst appearing to be having a party, and the Spanish … well, God knows.